“Look, Miss Snit, a girl does not get anywhere by acting intelligent! I mean, take a look at you and me. You chose books, I chose looks. I have a nice house, a wonderful husband and you are slaving away teaching snot-nosed children their ABCs.”
Rhea Perlman - Mrs. Wormwood

“I tried to prove myself to you, but I know nothing of books, or alphabets, or sun, or moon or… All I know is Joseph loves Shannon.”
Tom Cruise - Joseph Donnelly

“The trouble with you, Pulaski, is you think America is just a place to eat and sleep. You don't know what side your future's buttered on.”

Sam Levene - Abel "Chips" Abrams

“How a young man is gonna take care of his financial responsibilities workin' at motherfuckin' Burger King? He ain't. He ain't, and please don't even start with the school shit. They ain't no education goin' on up in that motherfucker.”
Warren Beatty - Jay Bulworth

“Strange that a man can live with a woman for ten years and not know the first thing about her.”
James Stephenson - Howard Joyce