“Last time I smoked that stuff, they found me on top of the Sears Tower trying to build a nest.”

Robin Williams - Jack Moniker

“If we'd made love last night I'd have to stay. Or you'd have to leave.”
Harrison Ford - John Book

“- Baxter: How can we maintain decorum if our spiritual leader is trying to put his hand up Miss Cascara's skirt?
- Dolores: You prefer he put his hand up my skirt?
- Baxter: At least you're used to it. You won't scream.”
Sir Michael Caine - Baxter
Brenda Vaccaro - Dolores

“- Officer Frank Murphy: Finally made Colonel?
- Col. F.E. Cochrane: If you're a nice guy, nice things happen to you.
- Officer Frank Murphy: I'll try to remember that!”
Roy Scheider - Officer Frank Murphy
Malcom McDowell - Col. F.E. Cochrane

“Everybody wants results but nobody wants to do what they have to do to get them done.”
Clint Eastwood - Harry Callahan