“- Bo Duke: Man, I'm never gonna get out of this car again! I'm gonna live in it, I'm gonna eat in it, and I'm gonna make sweet love to it!
- Luke Duke: You mean you're gonna make sweet love in it.
- Bo Duke: Oh no, I'm gonna have sex with it.”
Seann William Scott - Bo Duke
Johnny Knoxville - Luke Duke

“- Madison Bell: So, what you're saying is that making love to me was a mistake?
- Ben Cronin: Yes.”
Erika Christensen - Madison Bell
Jesse Bradford - Ben Cronin

“- Cynthia: Promise me something.
- Oz Oseransky: Anything.
- Cynthia: You'll go slow. I haven't made love in five years.
- Oz Oseransky: Neither have I. I've been married.”
Natasha Henstridge - Cynthia
Matthew Perry - Oz Oseransky

“- Interviewer: How do you know when you're finished with a painting?
- Jackson Pollock: How do you know when you're finished making love?”
Ed Harris - Jackson Pollock

“Make love as if you don't care and fart whenever you wish.”
Gérard Depardieu - Porthos