“- Pete Monash: I cannot remember a time before you started telling that story.
- Rosalee Futch: I was asked to provide a detailed explanation of the evening.
- Pete Monash: And you did, Rosie, you really did. I really felt like I was there... sort of against my will.”
Christopher Grace - Pete Monash
Kate Bosworth - Rosalee Futch

“- Edith Bratt: I love Wagner's Rheingold.
- Robert Gilson: Christopher finds those too long.
- Christopher Wiseman: No, I don't.
- Robert Gilson: Well, nobody blames you. It shouldn't take six hours to tell a story about a magic ring.”
Lily Collins - Edith Bratt
Patrick Gibson - Robert Gilson
Tom Glynn-Carney - Christopher Wiseman

“- Ward Douglas: My girlfriend was there, because... There was this wild man there and she...
- Maj. Gen. Joseph W. Stilwell: Son, is this a long story?
- Ward Douglas: Yes, sir.
- Maj. Gen. Joseph W. Stilwell: Well, then, save it.”
Ned Beatty - Ward Douglas
Robert Stack - Maj. Gen. Joseph W. Stilwell

“You write a screenplay without conflict or crisis you'll bore your audience to tears.”
Nicolas Cage - Robert McKee

“Hey, hey, easy kids. Everybody in the car. Boat leaves in two minutes... or perhaps you don't want to see the second largest ball of twine on the face of the earth, which is only four short hours away?”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold