“- Loomis: Now, we're going to find a familiar street soon.
- Phyllis: I'd settle for a familiar borough.”
Randy Quaid - Loomis
Geena Davis - Phyllis

“When I was a kid... when I was just a little girl... I used to dream about this old, dusty road. And this road would go on as far as the eye could see. There were all these little white flowers growing around the edges. And it was such a peaceful place. But then you realize... when life settles in around you... places like this... don't exist.”
Milla Jovovich - Violet Song Jat Shariff

“Starting tomorrow there will be hourly tours of Roxy Carmichael's birthplace. You'll see where Roxy slept and where she ate during her wonder years. You'll also see pictures of her beloved dog, Bonkers.”
Micole Mercurio - Louise Garweski

“- Seth: Hey Greg, why don't you go piss your pants?
- Greg the Soccer Player: That was like 8 years ago, asshole!
- Seth: People don't forget!”
Jonah Hill - Seth
Dave Franco - Greg the Soccer Player

- Fuller: Do you ever miss Mom and Dad?
- Lewis : Yeah, I miss Mom's chocolate chip cookies, playing football with Dad on Sundays, going to... Oh wait, that’s somebody else's childhood. What I meant was: "No”.
Steve Zahn - Fuller
Paul William Walker IV - Lewis