“Freud didn't know dick about women.”
Jennifer Aniston - Nina Borowski

“Just remember ladies. That this is a cabin for respectable women. There will be no talk of pinkies. They're not playthings, you know! They're weapons! Dangerous weapons! Like loaded guns! They can go off when you least expect it!”
Misty Rowe - Fanny

“- Jim McAllister: There's one more thing about Tracy I think you should know.
- Dave Novotny: Her pussy gets so wet you can't believe it.”
Matthew Broderick - Jim McAllister
Mark Harelik - Dave Novotny

“Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else, fuck it!”
Cheech Marin - Chet Pussy

“- Roz Fockyerdoder: It's a vaginal thermometer. It's been in our family for generations.
- Linda Jones: It lets you know when your ovulating.
- Roz Fockyerdoder: And if you wanna keep it a lucky one, don't ever wash it.”

Jennifer Coolidge - Roz Fockyerdoder
Meera Simhan - Linda Jones