“All I'm saying is, there's a reason why Sporty Spice is the only one without a fella!”

Juliet Stevenson - Paula Paxton

“I can't shoot ball like Michael Jordan can... but that's alright, though, you know? I'm also gay.”
Bryant L. Crenshaw - Midget

“- Mark: This is a hell of a way for you to find out.
- Mildred: Find out what?
- Mark: Well, that I'm gay for one thing... come on, you never suspected?
- Mildred: You were always so good at sports.”
Jay Mohr - Mark
Ellen Burstyn - Mildred

“- Jean-Pierre Thibodoux: But there are certain things I can only do with a man, no?
- Jerry Peyser: Like golf?
- Jean-Pierre Thibodoux: No! I am not gay!”
David Suchet - Jean-Pierre Thibodoux
Albert Brooks - Jerry Peyser

“Mmmm… lesbians,yummy!”
Walter Matthau - Max Goldman