- Walter Crow Horse: License and registration?
- Ray Levoi: Kiss my ass.
- Walter Crow Horse: Hey, this is my jurisdiction now. And you were going 59 in a 55 zone.
- Ray Levoi: Let me see the radar.
- Walter Crow Horse: I don't need no radar, I can tell! I just listen to the wind; it said, "fifty-nine, nail him!".
Graham Greene - Walter Crow Horse
Val Kilmer - Ray Levoi

“- Rusty Griswold: Dad wasn't speeding. The cop stopped us because Dad forgot to...
- Ellen Griswold: He was speeding, Rusty!
- Rusty Griswold: No he wasn't, Mom. He...
- Clark Griswold: Rusty! Listen to your mother. I was speeding. I was driving like a maniac. We can all be grateful for this man for stopping us.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Thad Beaumont: Sounds like the police have been in touch.
- Reggie Delesseps: They wanted me to confirm that you were a man of good character. I lied and told them that you were.”
Timothy Hutton - Thad Beaumont
Julie Harris - Reggie Delesseps

“The following day I asked her to wait for me, I never saw her again; I was arrested a few moments later. No doubt believing it was all another lie, she'd slit her wrists with a knife. As Charlie would say, the gods are on my side; the police found her, saving her life just in time.”
Adrien Brody - Jack Grace

“- Binx: I didn't mean to shoot him, you heard what he said, he said it wasn't loaded.
- Billie Jean: We have to go to the police.
- Ophelia: They'll never believe you.
- Binx: It was an accident!
- Ophelia: You think he's gonna say that? It's his word against a bunch of crazy kids, he's gonna lie.”
Christian Slater - Binx
Helen Slater - Billie Jean
Martha Gehman - Ophelia