“A life is like a book. A book is like a box. A box has six sides. Inside and outside, so, how do you get to what's inside? How do you get what's inside, out? Once upon a time, there lived a very pretty girl, who lived in a beautiful box, and everybody loved her.”
Angelina Jolie - Gia Carangi

“Some plots are moved forward by external events and crises. Others are moved forward by the characters themselves. If I go through that door, the plot continues. The story of me through the door. If I stay here the plot can't move forward, the story ends.”
Dustin Hoffman - Professor Jules Hilbert

“Do you want the long version or the short version? And I have to warn you, the long version is in Aramaic.”
Steve Carrell - Uncle Arthur

What do ya got here, anyways? "Rainbow Alligator Saves the Wetlands?". Uh, no. "The Organic Squirrel Gets a Bike Helmet?". I'm not reading these Communist books to you guys! Don't you got any real stories?

Adam Sandler - Skeeter Bronson

This is a story of love and loss, fathers and sons, and the foresight to retain international merchandising rights. This is the story of "Star Wars". Let's begin with part four.
Seth MacFarlane - Peter Griffin