“You're a good conversationalist; but, there's something of the kindergarten teacher about you. Which is really nice; but, the guys you like also tend to be on the ethereal side and get pretty far away from any physicality.”

Kate Beckinsale - Charlotte

- Jack Taylor: My attitude is derived from your attitude.
- Melanie Parker: "Derived", you must be a writer.
George Clooney - Jack Taylor
Michelle Pfeiffer - Melanie Parker

“Jane, you're a strange and almost unearthly thing.”
William Hurt - Rochester

“- Nick: Your constant interrupting of me...
- Deborah: Please! In sixteen years, I've never finished a sentence.”
Woody Allen - Nick
Bette Midler - Deborah

“- Dede Tate: Guess what next Saturday is.
- Fred Tate: You get your period, I get a day alone in the park.
- Dede Tate: Very funny, lameo.”
Jodie Foster - Dede Tate
Adam Hann-Byrd - Fred Tate