“- Will Holloway: [by radio] They're nearing position. Anything?
- Malcolm Wynn-Jones: Not a sausage. The self-perpetuating algorithm I wrote last night is constantly updating, revising all potential vantage points.
- Will Holloway: Sudoku not cutting it then?”
Kit Harington - Will Holloway
Hugh Simon - Malcolm Wynn-Jones

“- Kris 'Tanto' Paronto: [Smiles] Hope God has a sense of humor.
- Dave 'Boon' Benton: [Nods] Yeah.
- Kris 'Tanto' Paronto: I guess we'll find out soon enough.”
Pablo Schreiber - Kris 'Tanto' Paronto
David Denman - Dave 'Boon' Benton

“You have no sense of humor, like a chair, or a supermodel.”

Nick Kroll - Professor Poopypants

“Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.”
Cole Sprouse - Jughead Jones

“- Samuel: Still hung over?
- Tristan: Still drunk!”
Henry Thomas - Samuel Ludlow
Brad Pitt - Tristan Ludlow