“How many times do I have to remind you!? Get those rebounds! Get those loose Pucks! Get...just...just get the hell out of here!”
Emilio Estevez - Gordon Bombay

“- Jim Carr: Denis, I know that some in our audience don't know the finer points of hockey. Could you tell them, for example, what is icing?
- Denis: Well, um, icing happen when the puck come down, bang you know, before the other guys you know. Nobody there, you know. My arm go comme ça then the game stop then start up.”
Andrew Duncan - Jim Carr
Yvon Barrette - Denis

“- Max Landsberger: Were losing money hand over fist.
- Jack Issel: That's not true.
- Max Landsberger: No, but it's our side of the story. Lesson No.55: there are no truths, only stories.”
Richard Masur - Max Landsberger
Judge Reinhold - Jack Issel

“- Eric: That wasn't bad, Dennis. How about you tutor me?
- Rocky Dennis: Tutor you?
- Eric: Yeah. Cooley almost failed me last year.
- Rocky Dennis: Ok. But it will cost you $3 an hour.”

L. Craig King - Eric
Eric Stoltz - Rocky Dennis

“- Trevor Garfield: Why do you still teach?
- Dave Childress: For the same reason as you do, for a paycheck.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Trevor Garfield
Clifton Collins Jr. - Cesar Sanchez