“A woman must have a thorough knowledge of Music, singing, drawing, dancing and the modern languages. She must be well trained in the fighting styles of the Kyoto masters and weapons and tactics of modern Europe.”
Sam Riley - Colonel Fitzwilliam Darcy

“The art of professional wrestling consists of two parts groan, two parts acting, and but one little part of skill.”
Peter Lorre - Mr. Moto

“- Even Bigger Black Guy: I mean you beatin' 10 cops? You putting a man in the hospital? How come I don't see no bruises on you?
- Big Black Guy: Yeah!
- Billy Ray Valentine: 'Cause I'm a karate man! And a karate man bruises are on the inside! They don't show their weakness.”
James D. Turner - Even Bigger Black Guy
Ron Taylor - Big Black Guy
Eddie Murphy - Billy Ray Valentine

“- Archie Gates: No unnecessary shots, Conrad, 'cause we know what they do.
- Conrad Vig: Make infected pockets full of bile, sir.
- Archie Gates: That's right, Conrad, that's what they do.”

George Clooney - Archie Gates
Spike Jonze - Conrad Vig

“- Jim Levenstein: Okay, guys, we went through this last summer, all right? Finch got a black eye and Stifler got six stitches.
- Stifler: Cause he fuckin' bit me!
- Finch: You touch me, I bite.”

Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein
Seann William Scott - Stifler
Eddie Kaye Thomas - Finch