“- Roman: We did all that for a damn cigar?
- Carter Verone: No. You did that for a job.”

Tyrese Gibson - Roman Pearce
Cole Hauser - Carter Verone

“- Nurse: You wouldn't shoot.
- Shuck: Lady, I castrate sheep with my teeth for a living.”
Marquetta Senters - Nurse
Kris Kristofferson - Shuck

“- Mitch McDeere: What led you to law school?
- Avery Tolar: It's so far back I don't think I can remember.
- Mitch McDeere: Sure you can, Counsellor.
- Avery Tolar: I used to caddy for lawyers and their wives on summer weekends. I looked at those long tan legs and just knew I had to be a lawyer. The wives had long tan legs, too.”
Tom Cruise - Mitch McDeere
Gene Hackman - Avery Tolar

“- Joan: I'm a neurosurgeon, you?
- Bernie: I'm a prizefighter. Do you know much about boxing?
- Joan: No.
- Bernie: I'm the heavyweight champion of the world.”
Elizabeth Perkins - Joan
Jim Belushi - Bernie

“- Nubie: You always run the ball! Why can't I run the ball?
- Hanon: Because you're slow, and no one likes you.”
Matthew McCurley - Nubie
Troy Simmons - Hanon