- Harold Lee: It's because of assholes like you that we're even in this fucking place - fucking cowards!
- Terrorist 1: Well maybe if the people in your country stopped eating "doughnuts" and started realizing what their government is doing to the world, "assholes" like us wouldn't exist!
John Cho - Harold Lee
Anand Vadehra - Terrorist 1

“- Bruce Baldwin: I like him; he's got a lot of charm.
- Hildy Johnson: Well he comes by it naturally, his grandfather was a snake.”

Ralph Bellamy - Bruce Baldwin
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“- Bruce Baldwin: You know, Hildy, he's not such a bad fellow.
- Hildy Johnson: No, he should make some girl real happy.”

Ralph Bellamy - Bruce Baldwin
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“The awful thing about life is this: everybody has their reasons.”
Jean Renoir - Octave

“- Mr. Bel-Goodie: You're a fraud, a charlatan and a rogue, sir!
- Larson E. Whipsnade: Oh, is that in my favor?”
Thurston Hall - Mr. Bel-Goodie
W.C. Fields - Larson E. Whipsnade