“- Billy Hope: I can handle the rules, man, I'll handle the rules.
- Tick Wills: No playing around, no being late. None of that.
- Billy Hope: Yeah, fuck it, I'm in.
- Tick Wills: No swearing. Did I tell you no swearing?”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Billy Hope
Forest Whitaker - Thick Willis

“This is college, there's only two things you can't do: smoke in the building and use your phone in my class.”
George Takei - Dr. Matsutani

“In the past few hours you have broken perhaps a dozen school rules. There is sufficient evidence to have you both expelled. Therefore, it is only fitting that you both receive... special Awards for Services to the School.”

Richard Harris - Albus Dumbledore

“- Miss Evelyn Togar: What do you have to say for yourself, young lady?
- Riff Randell: I've seen the errors of my ways. I'd just like to say to all students everywhere that you may think the school is yours for a while, but it's always run by the principal and her administration.”
Mary Woronov - Miss Evelyn Togar
P.J. Soles - Riff Randell

- Dr. Kersten: Funky, buttloving!
- George: Did he say "funky buttloving?"
Ross Lehman - Dr. Kersten
Patrick LaBrecque - George