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“- Mr. Furious: Why am I doing this, again?
- The Sphinx: When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack.
- Mr. Furious: And why am I wearing the watermelon on my feet?
- The Sphinx: I don't remember telling you to do that.”Mr. Furious is trying to balance a hammer on his head
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