“- Rose DeWitt Bukater: I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste. I can't imagine Monsieur Monet blushing.
- Jack Dawson: He does landscapes.”

Kate Winslet - Rose Dewitt Bukater
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jack Dawson

“- Frank: You never went skinny-dipping when you were a kid?
- Walter: Yes, but I wore a bathing suit.”

Richard Harris - Frank
Robert Duvall - Walter

“- Judy Hopps: Oh! You are naked!
- Yax: For sure. We're a naturalist club.”
Ginnifer Goodwin - Judy Hopps
Tommy Chong - Yax

“- Ruby Roundhouse: Could I borrow your jacket? I feel like I'm wearing a bikini.
- Professor Shelly Oberon: I once wore a bikini to school.”
Karen Gillan - Martha
Jack Black - Bethany

“- Walter: Doctor said it's bad for my heart.
- Jeff Dunham: All the caffeine?
- Walter: No, seeing my wife naked.
- Jeff Dunham: That's awful.
- Walter: Oh, you've seen her, too?”
Jeff Dunham - Walter
Jeff Dunham - Himself