“- Mrs. Random: Well who are you?
- David Huxley: I don't know. I'm not quite myself today.
- Mrs. Random: Well, you look perfectly idiotic in those clothes.”

May Robson - Mrs. Random
Cary Grant - David Huxley

“Well, I'll be damned. It's the gentleman guppy. You know, he's like a turd that won't flush.”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon

“- Quincy McCall: I took the hoe to Burger King.
- Monica Wright: Cheap date.”
Omar Epps - Quincy McCall
Sanaa Lathan - Monica Wright

“- Silas P. Silas: You're an asshole.
- Dean Carl Cain: Did you just call me an asshole?
- Jamal King: No I said idiot.
- Dean Carl Cain: An idiot.
- Jeffery: No sir, no sir, I...
- Dean Carl Cain: What did you say?
- Jeffery: I said that this school has nice halls.”
Method Man - Silas P. Silas
Obba Babatundé - Dean Carl Cain
Redman - Jamal King
Justin Urich - Jeffrey

“If I'm a bitch, then yo mama's a bitch. Bitch!”
Janet Jackson - Justice