“- Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: So, you like to dance huh?
- Amy Szalinski: How do you know?
- Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: Well...
- Amy Szalinski: You could see me?
- Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: No, no. Yeah, I could, but I wasn't watching you, I...”
Thomas Wilson Brown - Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr
Amy O'Neill - Amy Szalinski

“Soon you will see things more horrible than you can even imagine [stops, sees Nipples dancing erotically] Well... maybe not that horrible... but still pretty bad...”
Rhys Ifans - Adrian

“Men see things in a box and women see them in a round room.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claire Colburn

“It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“Hey bird! Did you just see a little Hare-Krishna midget in the tree, floatin’… or is it me?”
Eddie Murphy - Chandler Jarrell