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“- Mr. McPhee: Let's all laugh at me, the comedy night guard. No is the answer. Sarcasm back at you, with your humor box. I wasn't laughing. I was pretending to laugh, if that's what you want, some sort of battle of humor. Do you?
- Larry: No, I don't want to get into a battle of humor.
- Mr. McPhee: No, you don't, because it would be a bloodbath. Nothing funny about Little Big Horn!”
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