“Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, dear Jed Clampett, they spent a fortune on me for you!”

Dolly Parton - Dolly Parton

“- Bill Engvall: When is your birthday?
- Larry The Cable Guy: February 17th.
- Jeff Foxworthy: No, what year is your birthday?
- Larry The Cable Guy: Every year.”
Bill Engvall - Himself
Larry the Cable Guy - Himself
Jeff Foxworthy - Himself

“- Maggie Bess: Isn't that great? You got a late uncle.
- Robert 'Bobby' Kriticos: What's he late for?
- Kathy Kriticos: His next birthday.”
Rah Digga - Maggie Bess
Alec Roberts - Robert 'Bobby' Kriticos
Shannon Elizabeth - Kathy Kriticos

“When I turn twenty-one, I don't want any more of this life. My mother and father will be surprised at the incredible change. It will impress them more when such a fuck-up like me turns good than if I had been a good son all along.”
Keanu Reeves - Scott Favor

“- Daniel Miller: You were born alone, you should celebrate it - celebrate aloneness. That's what birthdays are for.
- Jeep Owner: Gee, I never thought of it like that.
- Daniel Miller: It's a pitiful theory.”
Albert Brooks - Daniel Miller
James Eckhouse - Jeep Owner