“Here's a tip: if you ever get the chance to travel with a Mexican rodeo... pass.”

Charlie Sheen - Zane Zaminsky

“- Elizabeth Tyson: Go, Linus! Don't think!
- Linus Larrabee: [hesitantly] She... she must absolutely hate me!
- Maude Larrabee: She'll get over it. We all do... Linus, you know I love you. No mother could be prouder. But I think it's time that you ran away from home.”

Lauren Holly - Elizabeth Tyson
Harrison Ford - Linus Larrabee
Nancy Marchand - Maude Larrabee

“These lonely long highways sure grind the souls of us cowboys.”
Burt Young - Bobby 'Love Machine' 'Pig Pen'

“Everybody's got to take a roadtrip, at least once in their lives. Just you and some music.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claire Colburn

“- Jimmy: This is what you have to understand, Doug. Some people are just loners. It's that simple, man.
- Doug Harris: Maybe I don't want to be. Maybe I just want someone to grab a beer with, to go on a cool guy trip with.”
Kevin Hart - Jimmy Callahan
Josh Gad - Doug Harris