“- Mum: But you've not been to school all week, son.
- Alex: Got to rest, mum. Got to get fit. Otherwise I'm liable to miss a lot more school.”
Sheila Raynor - Mum
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- Sandra Gangel: What happened? School burned down, did it?
- Jamie Gangel: Yeah.
- Sandra Gangel: What was it this time? IRA bomb?
- Jamie Gangel: Fundamentalist Muslim pyromaniacs.
- Sandra Gangel: Oh, funny, that. Looked all right when I walked past it.”
Linda Henry - Sandra Gangel
Glen Berry - Jamie Gangel

“- Freddy Shoop: Hey, I remember you. Where have you been?
- Jerome Watkins: Bathroom.
- Freddy Shoop: For the last six weeks?
- Jerome Watkins: My zipper got stuck.”
Mark Harmon - Freddy Shoop
Duane Davis - Jerome Watkins

“- School Principal: Is Dexter ill today?
- Francine Fishpaw: Why, no, Mr. Kirk. Dexter's in school.
- School Principal: I'm afraid he's not, Mrs. Fishpaw. Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand, and the Baltimore County School Board have decided to expel Dexter from the entire public school system.”
Divine - Francine Fishpaw
George Hulse - School Principal

“- Francine Fishpaw: Dexter's been expelled from school!
- Cuddles Kovinsky: For what?
- Francine Fishpaw: For truancy!
- Cuddles Kovinsky: It's just those common Baltimore public schools. God, I wish I lived in Connecticut!”
Divine - Francine Fishpaw
Edith Massey - Cuddles Kovinsky