“- Natalie: Is this how you normally get to work?
- Donny: Um, if I had a job, yeah.
- Natalie: ...Are you gonna get a job?”
Rebel Wilson - Natalie
Brandon Scott Jones - Donny

“- Colonel Brandon: What can I do?
- Elinor Dashwood: Colonel, you have done so much already...
- Colonel Brandon: Give me an occupation, Miss Dashwood, or I shall run mad.”
Alan Rickman - Colonel Brandon
Emma Thompson - Elinor Dashwood

“- Annie Banks: He's an independentcommunications consultant.
- George Banks: Independent?
- Annie Banks: Yes.
- George Banks: That's code for unemployed!”
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Annie Banks
Steve Martin - George Banks

“- Francis: What? Are you gonna fire me?
- Steve Jobs: No! I already fired you!... Why are you still here?”
Evan Helmuth - Francis
Ashton Kutcher - Steve Jobs

“- Unemployment Official: Mr. Rabbitte, you've been collecting unemployment benefit for two years. Are you trying to tell me you can't get a job?
- Jimmy Rabbitte: We're a third world country - what can you do?”
Pat Leavy - Unemployment Official
Robert Arkins - Jimmy Rabbitte