“- Ondine: What the fuck is a gay bar? Can you tell me? What is that? As a homosexual, I will not go! I will not go to one! Why should I be segregated?
- Fred Hughes: You're right, you should be isolated.”
Michael Imperioli - Ondine
Craig Chester - Fred Hughes

“- Stokely: You know, you were right about me. I don't have any friends and I like it that way. Being lesbian is just my security.
- Marybeth: Security against what?
- Stokely: People like you.”
Clea DuVall - Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell
Laura Harris - Marybeth Louise Hutchinson

“- Counselor: Did marriage make you happy?
- Elton John: Not really. I'm gay.”
Taron Egerton - Elton John

“Gay weddings are so cool. You could have a totally kitschy reception.”
Maddie Corman - Beth

“The President wants to pass an amendment banning same-sex marriage. Anybody who's been married knows it's always the same sex!”
Christopher Walken - Jack Menken