“Are you married or happy?”

Moe Howard - Moe

“Get ahold of a wedding ring and you can swing right over the fence. Just get into a good suit of clothes, shave, go on, go ahead, what do they call it? The pursuit of happiness?”

Charles Boyer - Georges Iscovescu

“I could imagine a life with you being a series of ups and downs, lights and shadows, some irritation, but very much happiness.”

Henry Fonda - Charles

“- Jill Baker: There's nothing wrong with my marriage. You could go through all Park Avenue and you wouldn't find a happier couple.
- Dr. Vengard: I'm sorry but it's my duty to explore every avenue, especially Park Avenue.”
Merle Oberon - Jill Baker
Alan Mowbray - Dr. Vengard

“You want to know the secret to a happy marriage? Do what I do. Plaster on a fake smile, plow through the next half century, sit back, relax, and wait for the sweet embrace of death!”
Rob Corddry - Mac