“- Shrek: Now I need their blessing?
- Princess Fiona: If you want to be part of this family, yes.
- Shrek: Who said I want to be part of this family?
- Princess Fiona: You did? When you married me?”
Mike Myers - Shrek
Cameron Diaz - Princess Fiona

“- The Princess Centimillia: I'd marry Captain McGloo tomorrow, even with that name.
- J. D. Hackensacker III: And divorce him the next month.
- The Princess Centimillia: Nothing is permanent in this world.”
Mary Astor - The Princess Centimillia
Rudy Vallee - J.D. Hackensacker III

“- Alice Abbott: I'm married.
- Jacey Holt: I thought you were getting a divorce.
- Alice Abbott: I am, but it's not final yet.”
Joanna Going - Alice Abbott
Billy Crudup - Jacey Holt

“Seriously, why do people bother getting married, if they're just gonna divorce?”

Christopher Gray - Toby

“- Bridget Jones: Tell me, is it one in four marriages that end in divorce these days, or one in three?
- Mark Darcy: One in three.”

Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones