“- Little Bill: What the fuck are you doing?
- Little Bill's wife: Go away, Bill, you're embarrassing me.”

William H. Macy - Little Bill
Nina Hartley - Little Bill's Wife

“- Melissa: What did he do, fuck some other girl?
- Laura: Excuse me?
- Melissa: Did he put his cock somewhere he shouldn't have?”
Molly Ringwald - Melissa Nelson
Sarah Lassez - Laura

“- Susan Hendler: Did you have sex with her?
- Tom Sanders: No! No! No!
- Susan Hendler: How did her hand get into your pants?”
Caroline Goodall - Susan Hendler
Michael Douglas - Tom Sanders

“I can't make it to my best friend's old lady.”
Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan

- Jonah: What was I supposed to say? "Yes, Walter, I am sort of fucking your wife"?
- Lonnie Fox: Is that what we're doing, sort of fucking?
Paul Simon - Jonah
Joan Hackett - Lonnie Fox