“- Jam: It's a teenage girl walking along the side of the highway. I mean, they, they, they make scary movies that start out like that.
- Trip: Hey, but, but they make porno movies that start out like that too, man.”
Sam Huntington - Jam
James DeBello - Trip

“I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. I know high school girls.”
Curtis Armstrong - Charles De Mar

“- Jake Wyler: So listen, you ever wondered what it'd be like to be the most popular girl in school?
- Janey Briggs: You mean anorexic, superficial, a bitch, a whore who lacks any real long-term goals?”
Chris Evans - Jake Wyler
Chyler Leigh - Janey Briggs

“Welton Academy, hello. Yes, he is. Just a moment. Mr. Nolan, it's for you. It's God. He says we should have girls at Welton.”

Gale Hansen - Charlie Dalton

“College girls have three times more sexual partners than a regular girl.”
Gary Wolf - Snake