“If Junior is able to get up in the morning, tie his shoelaces and take a pee, I'm not proud. I'm amazed.”
Jackie Gleason - Sheriff Buford T. Justice

“The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.”
Anthony Edwards - Goose

“Number Two Son very promising detective... promises very much, produces very little.”

Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“Once he was known as Sam Edison's son. But now I'm Tom Edison's father, and I don't mind.”

George Bancroft - Samuel "Sam" Edison

“If you lose a son, it's possible to get another. There's only one Maltese Falcon.”

Sydney Greenstreet - Kasper Gutman