“Did you know my great-great-grandpappy fought the measles? Yup, there's been a Jones on the force ever since my ancestors came over on the umbilical cord.”
Chris Rock - Osmosis Jones

“Nice Greek girls who don't find a husband, work in the family restaurant. So here I am, day after day, year after year, thirty and way past my expiration date.”
Nia Vardalos - Toula Portokalos

“My family is big and loud but they're my family. We fight and we laugh and yes, we roast lamb on a spit in the front yard. And where ever I go, what ever I do they will always be there.”
Nia Vardalos - Toula Portokalos

“I think maybe I should mention before you make any faux pas here, that we have a tradition in this family, we don't kill other people.”
Don McKellar - Patrick Wheeler

“- Geoffrey Hamilton: Don't be frightened, Sara. It's only my grandfather.
- Lord Wickham: Don't you believe him, young woman! I disowned him the day he was born!
- Geoffrey Hamilton: And we're really very fond of each other.”
Richard Greene - Geoffrey Hamilton
Miles Mander - Lord Wickham