“- Michelle: How many languages do you speak?
- Julian: Five or six.
- Michelle: Plus the, uh, international language?
- Julian: That's right.”
Lauren Hutton - Michelle
Richard Tiffany Gere - Julian

“When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it's funny in any language.”
Zach Galifianakis - Alan

He even wrote something in my yearbook in French! "Menage A Trois". I bet that means "You're the most".
Christine Taylor - Marcia Brady

“- Young Quincy: Can't do this shit!
- Zeke McCall: Boy, what did I tell you about using that word?
- Young Quincy: Can't should never be in a man's vocabulary.
- Zeke McCall: And why not?
- Young Quincy: Cause when you say can't you ain’t a man!”
Glenndon Chatman - Young Quincy
Dennis Haysbert - Zeke McCall

“- Stanford Marks: You're the girl with the perfumed poo-poo bags, aren't you?
- Elle Woods: Actually I'm the woman with the scented waste receptacles, but yes.”
Bruce McGill - Stanford Marks
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods