“It's not how you look but how you act that counts in this world.”

Victor Potel - Mr. McKeewie

“- Lilly Raines: Do you make an effort to be obnoxious, or is it a gift?
- Frank Horrigan: It's a gift. Let's face it, half the things we do are window dressing. Take running alongside that limousine: it'd take an anti-tank missile to put a dent in that damn thing. There we are, out for show, trying to make the President look more presidential.”
Rene Russo - Lilly Raines
Clint Eastwood - Frank Horrigan

“- Aladar: Hey, little guy! He looks just like me!
- Neera: Meet your dad. He's not as crazy as he looks.”

D.B. Sweeney - Aladar
Julianna Margulies - Neera

“You know what your problem is? You never want to be the bad guy. You want everything you do to be right, but it isn't. If you really didn't want me to go, you shouldn't have fucked me.”

Mary-Louise Parker - Dee

“- Striker: Yo girl, you've got to lern how to recycle.
- Weber: Yeah? Recycle this.
- Striker: Yo mama, why you wanna be so crude? You must think of me as one rude dude. But you're the one with the sugar and spice, so why don't you just act real nice?”

Jimmie Walker - Striker
Spice Williams-Crosby - Weber