“My own stools, Sir, are gigantic and have no more odor than a hot biscuit.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Dr. John Harvey Kellogg

“- Austin: Cor! This coffee smells like shit!
- Basil: It is shit, Austin.
- Austin: Oh, good. Then it's not just me.
- Austin: It's a bit nutty.”

Mike Myers - Austin Powers
Michael York - Basil Exposition

“- Sly: What's the one thing grown-ups fear most about us babies?
- Duby: Dirty diapers!
- Sly: You're wrong!
- Duby: Well, they make those stupid faces when they change our diapers!
- Sly: It's our intelligence, everyone, our intelligence.”
Leo Fitzgerald - Sly
Zachary Handy - Duby

“- God: Stinking motherfucking bitch.
- Jeff Cole: What's up with the little man?
- God: Smells like he messed up his diaper.”
LL Cool J - God
Omar Epps - Jeff Cole

“- Buddy: What is that smell?
- Pops: It's poo-poo with a dash of caca.”

Hannibal Buress - Buddy
Dana Carvey - Pops