“That is the altar where they worship food!”

Bruce Willis - RJ

“- Uncle Elroy: Barbecue, tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo' mama! Don't it, Willie?
- Mr. Jones: Yeah, boy! Hey, mama?
- Grandma Jones: What the hell you want, Willie? [Willie slaps her] ”

Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy
John Witherspoon - Mr. Jones

“- Roman: How about the gourmet here, you know what he wanted? Hotdogs! You know what they make those things out of, Chet? You know? Lips and assholes!
- Chet: Hahaha I guess I'm old-fashioned I like assholes.
- Roman: Ha and I like lips! kisses Connie's lips If I could market lips like those I would make another million.”
Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig
John Candy - Chet Ripley

“McDonald's... is... family. Isn't that great? You know what I see when I see that? Family. We're one big family. Aren't we? We have mouths to feed. That's a family.”
Michael Keaton - Ray Kroc

“I should think you'd be a little more grateful. We've raised you since you were a baby, given you the food off our table, even let you have Dudley's second bedroom, purely out of the goodness of our hearts.”

Richard Griffiths - Uncle Vernon