“Only foolish man waste words when argument is lost.”
Warner Oland - Charlie Chan

The word "impossible", Mr. Booth, is only found in the dictionary of fools.
Maximilian Schell - Dr. Hans Reinhardt

“- Brian: Twat did you say? I cunt hear.
- Anthony: I have an in-fuck-tion in my ear. What did you you say?
- Ruby: ...Don't you assholes ever grow up? What the fuck is your problem?”
Ken Garito - Brian
Al Palagonia - Anthony
Jennifer Esposito - Ruby

I believe the term "shyster" is reserved for attorneys of the Jewish persuasion. I believe the proper term for me is "eggplant".
Will Smith - Robert Clayton Dean

Porthos dreams of being a bear, and you want to shatter those dreams by saying he's just a dog? What a horrible candle-snuffing word. That's like saying "He can't climb that mountain, he's just a man", or "That's not a diamond, it's just a rock".

Johnny Depp - Sir James Matthew Barrie