“- Kid: You are really Santa, right?
- Willie: No, I'm an accountant. I wear this fucking thing as a fashion statement, alright?”
Brett Kelly - Kid
Billy Bob Thornton - Willie

“You gotta dress for the job you want, not the job you got.”
Bernie Mac - Mitch Gilliam

“- Ann August: You don't have a job in the Los Angeles school district.
- Adele August: I have an interview, and a great outfit.”
Natalie Portman - Ann August
Susan Sarandon - Adele August

“Can't trust a woman in a pants suit. Men wear the pants. The world doesn't need anymore Hillary Clintons.”
Chris Cooper - Robert Hanssen

“Geisha needs an elegant wardrobe, just like an artists needs ink. If she is not properly dressed, than she is not a true geisha.”
Tsai Chin - Auntie