“Did you guys notice any sedamine in that tequila? There's some kind of pebble or rock or something that's clogged up my penis hole, and my johnson's swelled up like a fucking waterbaloon hooked up to a tea kettle.”
Peter Dante - Danny Guiterrez

“I shall regret the absence of your keen mind. Unfortunately, it is inseparable from an extremely disturbing body.”

Gary Cooper - Prof. Bertram Potts

“I don't want anybody's body. I want my body!”
Robert Montgomery - Joe Pendleton

“Certainly there are thirteen bodies in the cellar and there are hundreds more in the attic!”
Cary Grant - Mortimer Brewster

“The flesh is still strong but the spirit grows weaker by the hour.”

Edward G. Robinson - Professor Richard Wanley