“- Rob McClanahan: How’s your legs?
- Jack O'Callahan: I'll let you know when I can feel them!”
Nathan West - Rob McClanahan
Michael Mantenuto - Jack O'Callahan

“To whoever answered that the worst thing that can happen in sports is getting 4th place in the Olympics: Seriously? Fuck you.”
Jessica Chastain - Molly Bloom

“Sir, let’s talk about your mama, who's so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Sister Mary Clarence

“- Tony Manero: I know everything about that bridge. Know what else? There's a guy buried in the cement
- Stephanie: Really?
- Tony Manero: Know how it happened? While they were working on it, pouring the cement, he slipped off on the upper part of the bridge and, you know, fell in... dumb fuck.”
John Travolta - Tony Manero
Karen Lynn Gorney - Stephanie

“- Peter Highman: How have you made it this far? How have you not run yourself over in a car?
- Ethan Tremblay: I've done that.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Peter Highman
Zach Galifianakis - Ethan Tremblay