“I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived.”
Groucho Marx - Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff

“Most children are disappointments and not worth the effort to raise.”
Shô Kosugi - Ozunu

“Kids... always a disappointment.”
Robert Englund - Freddy Krueger

“- Martin Bells: Let's grow old together.
- James: Let's get older.
- Martin Bells: Now, there's a challenge.”
Ewan McGregor - Martin Bells
Josh Brolin - James

“- Cabeza: I cannot and will not accept a challenge from a priest. His cloth protects him.
- Rodrigo Mendoza: My cloth protects you!”
Chuck Low - Cabeza
Robert De Niro - Rodrigo Mendoza