“Months of experiments, eleven different formulas, now a scalp transplant and it's still not working.”
Colin Fox - Edmund Delhurst

“You wanna test something scientifically - how the planets go round the sun, what sunspots are made of, why the water comes out of the tap - you gotta look at it. But sometimes you look at it, your looking changes it.”
Tony Shalhoub - Freddy Riedenschneider

“This vicious young hoodlum will be transformed out of all recognition.”
Anthony Sharp - Minister

“- Mr. Alexander: Isn't it your picture in the newspapers? Didn't I see you on the video this morning? Are you not the poor victim of this horrible new technique?
- Alex: [relieved] Yes, sir! That's exactly who I am and what I am, sir. A victim, sir!”
Patrick Magee - Mr. Alexander
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“I'm one of those fortunate people who like my job, sir. Got my first chemistry set when I was seven, blew my eyebrows off, we never saw the cat again, been into it ever since.”

Nicolas Cage - Stanley Goodspeed