“- Dottie Smith: Your eyes hurt.
- Killer Joe Cooper: I beg your pardon?”
Juno Temple - Dottie Smith
Matthew McConaughey - Killer Joe Cooper

“- Joe Gillis: What it needs is - eh - maybe a little more dialogue.
- Norma Desmond: What for? I can say anything I want with my eyes.”

William M. Holden - Joe Gillis
Gloria Swanson - Norma Desmond

You know that one scene in "The Wizard Of Oz"... when the flying monkeys pull apart the scarecrow? That's what it was like.

John C. Reilly - Dale Doback

- Mark's Mom: Mark, what are you doing here? I thought you were supposed to go to that movie - that "Star Track" movie.
- Young Mark: Oh, Mom, how many times do I have to tell you? "Track" is what a train goes on, okay? "Trek" is what the Enterprise goes on, okay?
- Mark's Mom: Yeah, and they say the pain of childbirth ends with labor.
Marilyn Kentz - Gail - Mark's Mom
Ethan Glazer - Young Mark

“Get fucked, four-eyes!”
Simon Pegg - Shaun