“- Other Elf: [coming out of a tree] Who wants a cookie?
- Lead Spark: [evil face] We ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days [brightening up] I'd love a cookie.
- Other Elf: Nothing tastes better than a cookie baked in a tree!”
Mike Nawrocki - Other Elf
Joe Spadaford - Lead Spark

“My car doesn't drive so well with a tree in it.”
Jason Lee - Jack Withrowe

“Have a look at these doors. Solid oak. They don't make them like this anymore!”
Nigel Hawthorne - Lord Covington

“- Pinocchio: Smell that pine.
- Pepe the Cricket: You know, they ought to bottle that scent so you can spray it around your house.”

Jonathan Taylor Thomas - Pinocchio
David Doyle - Pepe the Cricket

“- Eddie: Boy, that Count really got class.
- Rover Dangerfield: I guess that's my trouble, no class. I looked up my family tree, two dogs were using it!”
Ronnie Schell - Eddie
Rodney Dangerfield - Rover Dangerfield