“- Alonzo: All right, when's the last time you did a felony stop?
- Jake: Uh, couple weeks ago?
- Alonzo: Good, you needpractice.
- Jake: They look like collegekids.
- Alonzo: They're gonna get their education today.”

Denzel Washington - Alonzo
Ethan Hawke - Jake

“I know your a good football player. You may even be great. And I am gonna push you until we find out.”
The Rock - Sean Porter

“I know I'm old enough to be his mother, but when the Duck laid that kiss on me last night, I swear my thighs just went up in flames! He must practice on melons or something.”
Annie Potts - Iona

“- Jack Sparrow: [looking at all the swords] Who makes all these?
- Will Turner: I do. And I practice with them three hours a day.
- Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl, mate.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow
Orlando Bloom - Will Turner

“- Tina Trac: How did you get to be so cynical?
- Brian Kelly: Practice.”
Min Luong - Tina Trac
Christian Slater - Brian Kelly