“- Stacks Edwards: What time is it?
- Tommy DeVito: It's eleven thirty, we're supposed to be there by nine.
- Stacks Edwards: Be ready in a minute.
- Tommy DeVito: Yeah, you were always fuckin' late, you were late for your own fuckin' funeral.
[shoots him]”
Samuel L. Jackson - Stacks Edwards
Joe Pesci - Tommy DeVito

“Get three coffins ready.”

Clint Eastwood - Joe

“- His Excellency: I presume your funeral was satisfactory.
- Henry Van Cleve: Well, there was a lot of crying, so I believe everybody had a good time.”
Laird Cregar - His Excellency
Don Ameche - Henry Van Cleve

“I hate funerals. They're an undeniable reminder of man's mortality.”

Ray McKinnon - Rollins

“- Andrew Largeman: I just feel like I've been going to too many of these lately.
- Sam: What? Dates?
- Andrew Largeman: You call this a date? This isn't a date. No, funerals.”
Zach Braff - Andrew Largeman
Natalie Portman - Sam