“Having dreams is what makes life tolerable.”

Christopher Reed - Pete

“When life gives you lemons, just say 'fuck the lemons', and bail.”
Paul Rudd - Chuck

“Things have a better chance of improving if we improve them ourselves.”
Ricky Mabe - Tony

“- Darius Kinkaid: You know, when life gives you shit, you make Kool-Aid.
- Michael Bryce: That's not really how that expression works.
- Darius Kinkaid: That's the beauty of that motherfucker: life.
- Michael Bryce: Ah. Yeah, well, life, I mean... life doesn't usually give you shit and then turn into a beverage.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Darius Kincaid
Ryan Reynolds - Michael Bryce

No regrets, thats my motto. That and “Everybody Wang Chung tonight”.
Zach Galifianakis - Luke