“Apparently my birth is not considered a blessed event; that's me in the basket, and that's my mother carrying me. And that's my mother running away.”
Michael Oliver - Junior

“I wasn't really born here, you know. When I was a tiny infant, my real mother, a famous operasinger, dropped me from a silver jet as she passed over what she saw as a beautiful tropical coastline. God's country.”
Liane Balaban - Moonie Pottie

“I always figured I'd leave my mother. But she left me first.”
Evan Rachel Wood - Harriet Frankovitz

I grew up in large part thanks to my mother. If she were only here today... I'd say, "Hey, ma, what are you doing here? You've been dead for nine years!".
Robert De Niro - Rupert Pupkin

“Here in St. Cloud's not even the decision to get off the train is easily made, for it requires an earlier, more difficult decision - add a child to your life, or leave one behind. The only reason people journeyhere is for the orphanage.”

Sir Michael Caine - Dr. Wilbur Larch