“I didn't want to be born. You didn't want me to be born. It's been a calamity on both sides.”

Bette Davis - Charlotte Vale

“Can you imagine being the guy whose job it is to argue for the right to build a mall on top of a geological phenomenon?”

Zach Braff - Andrew Largeman

“- Ducky: I am so hungry, my tummy is rumbling.
- Petrie: Me hear it.
- Ducky: That is not my tummy. That is an earthshake!”
Aria Noelle Curzon - Ducky

“It's nice to see that you've all bonded through this disaster.”
Ty Burrell - Steve

“The day there's a meteorite heading toward the earth and we have thirty days to live, I am going to spend it eating butter. Here's my final words on the subject: you can never have too much, butter.”
Amy Adams - Julie Powell