“Well, you should be embarrassed because your parents named you after bottled water!”

Molly Shannon - Mary Katherine Gallagher

“My dear Constance, the name of Wilde will be a word of execration for the next thousand years.”
Judy Parfitt - Lady Mount-Temple

“Your name was Beaufort when he covered you with jewels and it's got to stay Beaufort now that he's covered you with shame.”

Miriam Margolyes - Mrs. Mingott

“- Jean: Is that why the people they find with the bullet holes in their skulls is God's fault? Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
- Ray: I'm ashamed of nothing. I didn't make the world.
- Jean: But you're not doing anything to make it better.”
Annabella Sciorra - Jean
Christopher Walken - Ray

“- Narrator: RBTV changed its name from Really Bad Television to Rocky and Bullwinkle Television.
- Bullwinkle: What's the difference?”
Keith Scott - Narrator
Keith Scott - Bullwinkle